Al Malkin - in the Field of Danger
Appearing at EastVille Comedy Club
85 E. Fourth St.
New York, NY 10003
212-260-2445
Saturday, December 13th from 6-8pm
24 November 2008
New Release(s)
Bad News: We sincerely regret to inform you that yes, we're delayed. Here's a little token for your extreme from UMRK:
We will notify you here as soon as we have a real date. Which should be soooooon!
18 November 2008
Pacifica Radio Archives Campus Campaign
The Pacifica Radio Archives annual marathon broadcast fund drive launches the Campus Campaign
From the Vault to the Classroom: Providing a new generation with a sound education.
The Campus Campaign is a new initiative to bring the historic recordings of Pacifica Radio to the classroom…grassroots style…one school at a time. Click the banner above for more info.
11 November 2008
Suddenly for no reason . . .
Your Life Is Now - A California Safe Schools Environmental Presentation
Project: LA36 Special 08/09
We are pleased to announce that Schott Music is now the worldwide representative for Munchkin Music, Frank Zappa's orchestral and ensemble works for hire. Click here for more info.
29 October 2008
Joe's Garage - L.A.
Go there, Get there, Be there!
16 October 2008
Suddenly... GZ on KPFK 90.7FM on your dial at 11AM Pacific Time
Guests may also include Pat Towne, Director, First Official Theatrical Presentation of JOE'S GARAGE.
FYI - Info From KPFK 90.7FM – PACIFICA RADIO:
For nearly 50 years, KPFK and the Pacifica Foundation have been broadcasting news, information and analysis based on a mission which remains unique in radio broadcasting. Listener sponsored and free of commercial influence, Los Angeles based KPFK 90.7FM has paved the way for a non-commercial media movement that has been instrumental in the development of this country’s crusades for peace and social justice. Once you tune into KPFK you know you’ve found something very special.
For music fans, the difference is breathtaking. Programmers at KPFK aren’t forced to play some Top 40 list of pre-approved songs. Instead, artists from around the world get the chance to be heard, and the interviews are both in-depth and insightful, allowing listeners to step inside the creative process. Such an institution needs to be treasured – and supported. Won’t you help keep this amazing radio station alive? KPFK is currently having a drive to raise much-needed funds and you can show you care by logging onto http://www.KPFK.org and pledging your financial assistance. Thank you!
Cinefamily is presenting The Amazing Mr. Bickford on the big screen at the Silent Movie Theatre on Fairfax in Hollywood, CA this Sunday, August 24 at 7:30 and 9:30pm.
Bruce Bickford will be in attendance for a Q&A after this incredibly rare screening.
The confinement loaf of your dreams.
Add water. Makes it's own sauce.
Put it on your fries. Use it to connect your dots.
Wash the car. Shave with it!
$16.00
29 May 2008
The Torture Never Stopson DVD
2 hours & Xtras - All by FZ
4 your evening's entertainment U will need:
TTNS, 1 glass of H2O & possibly a napkin.
Open the DVD & U'LL C Y
$21.98
29 May 2008
Watch
DZ not shut up and play his guitar - but he will soon enough!! Enjoy!
28 May 2008
GWWYK - $15.00
Automatic - $12.00
together for $25
As you know, Zappa Plays Zappa is imminently on tour and the DVD is available in an entire bouquet of formats for you to snoofer. And we are posting this here so that you know it will soon be available at Barfko-Swill along with Dweezil's CDs Go With What You Know and Automatic at special prices as of June 1st.
10 May 2008
Today is our Mothers Day - and it's as good a day as any to announce that this month is the 20tieth anniversary of the release of the first in the series of You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore.
Yayyyyyy!!
ALERT ALERT ALERT ZPZ Plays Craig Ferguson Show
New Air Date: 29 February 2008 12:35AM PST, 18 February 2008. Check your local listings.
(Who doesn't love hearing Zappa said with a Scottish accent!)
30 January 2008
16 November 2007
Tour De Frank In Japan
31 October 2007
NEW NEW NEW
woo hoo! WAZOO!
Big Swifty, Grand Wazoo, Penis Dimension
Large & In Charge
Et Ceterate Yourself
I'm flashing, man. And so will you when you find this in your mailbox.
Or in your ear. Yeah. Available exclusively at Barfko-Swill.
First luckies get a piece of Ye Old Vault to cherish or fetish or both.
While you're waiting for the ZPZ tour bus to arrive, check out the
DVD in the Classic Album Series - Apostrophe (') / Over-Nite
Sensation - due 1 May 007 and the TV presentation should be up by
then as well. Just the way Zappa made it in the studio with a little
Freak Out! and some Hot Rats on the side. Yum!
1 April 2007
Buffalo
Pick one from the herd
for your favorite pair of ears.
Full concert - 2 CDs.
$28
30 January 2007
Imaginary Diseases - In Stores
We at the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen are proud to announce that Imaginary Diseases (formerly only available through Barfko-Swill) is now available at a store near you.
"AAAFNRAA" exclusively on iTunes - except this is just in time to celebrate the birthday on 12/21/2006 of Frank Zappa, The Imperial Wizard. And speaking of Imperials see if you can guess which one on which Zappa is from what era. "When the Balls Drops" you and Diva can bring in the New Year with Al on Global Warming and Tipper on drums. Here at the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, we feel it is our duty...
All FZ tracks are previously unreleased. And this AAAFNRAA is an iTunes Exclusive - except for the illustrious DZ's "Rhythmatist" is available on his CD, Go With What You Know.
In the Grand Tradition of Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar, Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar Some More, Return of the Son of Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar, You Can't Do that On Stage Anymore series,
and Guitar -
We are pleased to present Trance-Fusion.
Frank Zappa on Zappa Records.
Where he belongs...
For Trance-Fusion tracklisting and samples, click here!
18 October 2006
Suddenly Available for HALLOWEEN!
How would your pumpkin feel in this fantastic t-shirt?
How would you feel, feeling your pumpkin in this fantastic t-shirt?
In 1966 the first Double Album in Rock 'N' Roll which was also the first Concept Album in Rock 'N' Roll and the first album in Rock 'N' Roll in which the music revealed disciplines and constructs far more familiar in the world of classical music, made it's way into the hearts, minds and consciousness of just enough of those people under the age of 30 to cause them to Freak Out! beyond their wildest expectations, even in Kansas! It did happen here, there and everywhere. And we are pleased to present the Sessions, the Man and the Music that made it all possible. (And impossible!)
MOFO, like the release that inspired it, is a double release. Frank Zappa's Official Album #77 is the Limited Edition which contains 4 Discs of audio magnificence and a 60 page booklet of joyous fetishment. Available exclusively through Barkfo-Swill. Official Album #78 is the lovely & talented 2 Disc MOFO with the wild abandon of a 30 page booklet included - appearing in stores on 7 November. Freak Out! now - before it is illegal.
The Brewers of Lagunitas Freak Out! Ale reaches retailers this week around the Bay Area. Tony Magee, the co-founder of Lagunitas Brewing in Petaluma, worked out an agreement with Zappa's family in Southern California for rights to produce the beer using Zappa's name. The label is the original cover of Freak Out!
This is a most unusual beer for Lagunitas, a brewery famous for big, malty bombs. Freak Out! is strong, all right — about 7.3 percent alcohol by volume. But the taste is quite dry with a strong finish with a lot of hop bitterness. If a huge hop package pleases you, don't miss this one. It's a blend of pale malt and malted wheat and a couple of new hops, which Lagunitas isn't talking about.
Freak Out! is the first of a series of Zappa tributes, Magee says. "We will be doing a label every nine months or so as the other (Zappa album) anniversaries come up," he says. "Next, Absolutely Free next summer, then Lumpy Gravy and We're Only In It For The Money, Uncle Meat, Hot Rats and so on and so on and so on. ... Fun, it is!"
23 August 2006
Baby Snakes - Special Los Angeles Screenings
REMINDER! For those of you in Los Angeles this month we are pleased to announce Baby Snakes is making its appearance in the Mods and Rockers Film Festival, on August 31st at The Aero Theatre in Santa Monica.
This is the last surviving 35mm print of the groundbreaking film - with a stereo soundtrack rather than the originally released mono version.
There will be a Q&A with Gail Zappa and Martin Lewis, and program begins at 7:30 pm. General admission tickets are $9 each.
10 August 2006
Gail Zappa Radio Interview
Gail Zappa will be interviewed on Tuesday, August 15th between 2:00-3:00 PST on Experience Talks on KPFK 90.7 FM in Los Angeles, and 98.7 FM in Santa Barbara.
UPDATE! Listen to an archive of the broadcast here.
23 August 2006
Go With What You Know
What do you know?
Dweezil Plays Dweezil.
Go With it.
It's good for you...
Now on Zappa Records
Suddenly available now at a bookstore near you - First-time Author (& Illustrator) Ahmet Zappa delivers a horrifyingly hysterical tale that will surely bewitch & betwitch monster lovers in your area.
See scientific evidence with your own eyes –
And ears – hear/here.
21 December 2005
Imaginary Diseases
On Zappa Records - home of the brave & more of the finest optional entertainment! Where can I get some Petit Wazoo? Go to Kansas City or Montreal or Right here!
- New Dates!!!
Willie The Pimp!
